Loot.

There was an Olson lady who married a Shoe... maker.
She had so much food she didn't know what to do.... maker.

This is Nancy Olson Shoemaker (on the left, that is).

And this is Nancy's food:

A couple weeks ago, Nancy Olson married Woody Shoemaker. Nancy has 9 kids and Woody has 6. Tomorrow, Nancy is moving to Burlington, North Carolina with Woody. Today, Jason and I helped them pack up the last few things that were left in Fredericksburg... and above you see what we came home with. I guess a lady with 9 kids keeps A LOT of food in the house. And when you're moving 10 people's belongings to another state into a house of 7 people, food is apparently not what you want to worry about bringing with you. So Jason and I were kind enough to offer to take some food home with us.

Yes, that is a 5 lb. container of hot chocolate. Yes, that is 5 boxes of lasagna noodles. Yes, that a 1 gallon jar of dill pickles. Yes, that is a 1/2 gallon container of mayonnaise. Yes, that is a 3 lb container of Nesquick. You will also see a 35 oz. jar of Mexican verde salsa, a GIANT container of canola oil, a HUGE bag of mini marshmallows, 5 or 6 bags of a variety of chocolate chips, several jars of pesto, a huge jar of roasted red peppers, 32 oz. of Grey Poupon, about 100 tortilla shells, about 20 cups of chicken broth, and much much much more.

And yes, we do plan to make fried chocolate pickle lasagna, with a mayonnaise marshmallow topping.

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